By Tom C. "Midnite" Burke
No drama.
No portal fires.
No coaching rumors.
No existential dread.
It’s an excellent
time to be a Horned Frogs football fan.
In fact, this may
be one of the best times ever to be a Horned Frogs football fan.
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| Tom C. "Midnite" Burke |
That’s because
while the college football world has gone wacko, Funkytown is mellow.
Not mellow as in
Austin-weird mellow, mind you. Just mellow.
And these days,
there’s nothing wrong with being mellow, even before mellow becomes cool.
After all, it was
cool to be purple, before purple became cool.
Except for a few
lightening delays, TCU football fans experienced a mellow 8-4 overall 2025
regular season by the Frogs, who finished barely above average at 5-4 in the
Big 12.
Good enough for
ninth place in a 16-team league.
And good enough
for a non-controversial spot in the Alamo Bowl, in the second-best city in
Texas.
Mellow, baby!
This was the
Horned Frogs’ second consecutive 8-4 regular season.
In other words,
mellowness is growing on the Frogs.
The kind of
mellowness that harkens back to the days of yore, when a single win in a season
by the Frogs was reason for a parade.
When literally
there was no stress involved with being a TCU football fan.
Since the Sun Bowl
of 1998, life as a Horned Frogs fan hasn’t always been quite as mellow.
The years 2014, 2010
and 2022 were particularly stressful for a Frog.
You may recall
that going into the last game of the 2014 season, TCU was 10-1 and third in the
next-to-last national playoff ranking.
A 55-3 victory
over Iowa in TCU’s final regular season game calmed some Froggy nerves, but
then in the final playoff ranking the Frogs dropped to No. 6 and out of the
playoff picture, igniting a purple firestorm.
Oh, what we would
have given for some mellowness in Funkytown back then.
And, oh, what the
Fightin’ Irish would give for some mellowness in South Bend today.
In 2010, a 12-0
regular season for TCU hinged on every game.
Every play.
Every score.
There was no
relief until TCU closed out the regular season with a 66-17 victory over New
Mexio
Then came the Rose
Bowl, on January 1, 2011, and the prospect of TCU losing its perfect season on
a national stage, where there were more than a few non-Frog believers.
It was more than
enough to make you sick to your stomach.
Thankfully, Tank
Carder’s “Immaculate Deflection” denied Wisconsin a two-point conversion and
paved the way for a 21-19 TCU victory.
TCU fans were so
stressed out by the end of the game that they could hardly believe the Frogs
had beaten the Badgers.
Dazed TCU football
fans wandered around the Rose Bowl and muttered in disbelief, “We just won the
Rose Bowl. We just won the Rose Bowl.”
Not a mellow
Horned Frog could be found from Pasadena to Plainview to Pascagoula.
As TCU’s 2022
football season progressed, perfection and an unprecedented preseason berth
became the goals.
Every game was a
cardiac event waiting to happen.
No game was more
stressful than the Baylor game in Waco on November 19.
The Frogs got an
improbable come-from-behind win over their arch-rivals. They scored nine points
in the final 2:07 and stunned the Bears, 29-28, on a Griffin Kell 40-yard
“bazooka” field goal as time expired.
There were not
enough purple defibrillators to go around.
Women and children
were given priority.
Then came that
season’s emotional roller-coaster period: the disgusting overtime loss to
Kansas State in the Big 12 Championship Game; the delirious 51-45 win over
Michigan in the College Football Playoff Semifinal Game in the Fiesta Bowl; and
the embarrassing 65-7 loss to Georgia in the 2023 College Football Playoff
National Championship Game.
Mellow was nowhere
to be found back then.
However, today,
TCU football fans can sit back, kick up their feet and watch other college
football fans fret and sweat, and endure migraines and chest pains, as college
football chaos and ridiculousness reigns in their front yards.
In addition to how
Notre Dame fans are feeling, think of how stressful life is for Ole Miss football
fans.
With the Rebels in
contention for a berth in the College Football Playoff, their bitter rival,
LSU, stole their head coach, Lane Kiffin, for a promise of $91 million, 100
pounds of crawfish and an endless supply of Abita root beer over a seven-year
period.
Kiffin replaced
Brian Kelly, whom LSU fired during the season, despite owing him a $53-million
buyout.
Between firing
Kelly and hiring Kiffin, that’s at least $144 million Louisiana dollars.
A lot of
mellowness, and boudin, can be bought for $144 million.
And that’s just
the tip of a huge iceberg.
Many other collegiate
head football coaches have been fired in recent weeks, despite
multi-million-dollar contract buyouts.
Many other head
football coaches have been poached from college football teams in recent weeks.
Of course, there’s
nothing more invigorating within academia than increasing the cost of tuition,
while the university is paying tens of millions of dollars to lure football
coaches or to legally pacify coaches whom they have fired.
No wonder life on
many college campuses is not as mellow as it is at TCU.
The Big 12
Conference is not immune to the lunacy that’s destroying college football, and
collegiate athletics, in general.
Three games into
his 21st season, Mike Gundy was fired as Oklahoma State’s head football coach.
Gundy had spent 35
years at OSU. Four as a quarterback. Ten as an assistant. Twenty as head coach,
during which he delivered 18 consecutive winning seasons.
Gundy had an
overall record of 170-90 and a conference record of 102-72. He had a reported
contract buyout of about $15 million.
Oklahoma State
hired North Texas head football coach Eric Morris as its new head football
coach.
There is no
mellowness in Stillwater, Oklahoma.
Kansas State head
football coach Chris Klieman retired at the end of the regular season after
seven seasons with the Wildcats.
Klieman, 58, was
54-34 at Kansas State, with six bowl appearances and that Big 12 championship
in 2022.
After a 51-47 loss
to Utah in K-State’s 11th game of this season, Klieman said, “I’ve heard that
I’ve cashed it in, I’ve heard the players have cashed it in, we need to get new
leadership here, we need to get new players, new coaches,” Klieman said. “I’m
tired of it. I gotta be honest with you, I’m tired of it.
“I’ve given my
friggin’ ass life to this place for seven years. I’ve given everything for
seven years, and I think I deserve a little bit of respect.”
Collin Klein,
offensive coordinator for Texas A&M and a former Kansas State quarterback,
will be K-State’s new head coach.
Neither Klieman
nor the Little Apple is dripping with mellowness.
Iowa State head
football coach Matt Campbell is Penn State’s new head football coach.
Campbell replaces
James Franklin, who was fired in mid-October, with a potential $49 million
buyout. The buyout reportedly was reduced to $9 million as part of a negotiated
settlement when Franklin was hired as the head coach of Virginia Tech, who had
earlier fired Brent Pry after four seasons.
Campbell is the
all-time winningest coach in Iowa State history, with a 72-55 record after a
decade with the Cyclones.
Will Happy Valley
be more mellow than Ames, Iowa?
There is yet another mess at Baylor
University. The University and
athletic director Mack Rhoades recently agreed to end his time there. Rhoades
resigned from a position he held for the past nine years.
In the midst of
heavy fallout from a 5-7 football season, Baylor President Dr. Linda Livingston
announced that head football coach Dave Aranda will be retained for the 2026
season.
“After careful
consideration, we have decided to retain coach Dave Aranda as the leader of our
football program,” said Dr. Livingstone. “We recognize this decision will
generate strong opinions. Let me be clear: Baylor expects excellence,
accountability and competitiveness at the highest level. We are not complacent,
and we are not settling for mediocrity.”
Rhoades has been
replaced by Doug McNamee.
Many Baylor fans
are hopeful McNamee will replace Aranda, sooner rather than later.
The Baylor campus
has not been mellow for quite some time.
Elsewhere in the
Big 12, because of other schools’ interest in their highly successful head
football coaches, Texas Tech and BYU recently had to sign Joey McGuire and
Kalani Sitake, respectfully, to lengthy contract extensions that will cost the
schools millions of dollars for wishful continued gridiron success.
Meanwhile,
Funkytown remains mellow.
Nobody is
romancing TCU’s head football coach, Sonny Dykes.
Evidently,
consecutive 8-4 football seasons are a bit too mellow for some other teams and
their fans.